Mom/Dad Jokes

- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

- Really, did they accept him?

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

Should I have a baby after 35?
→ No, 35 children is enough.

What did the young witch say to her mother?
→ Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

- My, hasn't your little girl grown?

- Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

What did the young witch say to her mother?
→ Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said his mother.
"I've just stepped in a poodle!"

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
→ Because then the children have to play inside.

- I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.

- They are. She couldn't cook either.

Mama bear to Papa bear:
"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."