Mom/Dad Jokes
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything checked out, the doctor took a...
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Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to...
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My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor...
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Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on ......
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Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few...
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Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of...
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Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your...
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