Stats/Math Jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

What person adds best in hot weather?
→ A summer.

- What kind of math do owls like?

- Owlgebra.

Helpful advice for travellers:
If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.
BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

- 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?

- 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!

One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?
→ A quarter to three.

Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth?
→ Because it is an acre.

What did the metric alien say?
→ Take me to your litre!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?
→ They couldn't, they were adders!

What snakes are good at sums?
→ Adders!