Redneck Jokes
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"
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Redneck's last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
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- 2888
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Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.
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- 1988
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Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.
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- 1950
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Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
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- 1913
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House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
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- 2086
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Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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- 1906
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You might be a redneck if... rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
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- 2033
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You might be a redneck if... meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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- 1862
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