Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if...car race

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.

Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

Less than half the cars you own run.

You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."

Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.