Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if...car race

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

 

You might be a redneck if...ID

Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.

 

You might be a redneck if...prom

Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

 

You might be a redneck if...cars

Less than half the cars you own run.

 

You might be a redneck if...sideburns

You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

 

You might be a redneck if...mama

Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

 

You might be a redneck if...car color

The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."

 

You might be a redneck if...deer head

Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.