Language Jokes

Amazing Anagrams

|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No...

 

English language

|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg...

 

Spelling checker

|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key...

 

Quips & quotes

|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

 

Santa's Helpers?

|Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

 

Santa's Wife

|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.

 

Alphabet letters

|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. went home.Get rid of X. There's too many unknowns in the...

 

Canada language

|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough...

 

Canada America

|An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or...

 

Stop redundancy

|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus...