Computer Jokes

imigration test

You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a...

 

Computer Dictionary Part I

BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much time...

 

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses...

 

Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes...

 

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break...

 

Addicted To Computers

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell...

 

Colombian computer joke

Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.

 

Now thats lazy!

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

 

Program Manager

A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old...

 

Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say

Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)5. That's SOOOOO...