Men Jokes

82 year old man

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being...


If Men made the Rules

1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don't want to dress...


The 2 P's

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.


Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop...


New scientific element : MAN

Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and...


Ears lookin at you!

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a...


About last night

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the...


Men and blondes

Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.


Men at 35..

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.


Black widow spiders

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.