Men Jokes
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't...
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50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
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sperm
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!
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Men say the smartest things when...
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."
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Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to...
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6....
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Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!
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