Men Jokes

Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?
→ Desperate!

This man says to his friend, "I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
→ Women working at 900 numbers.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
→ Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

How many men does it take to mop the floor?
→ None, it's a women's job.

Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom