Animal World

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo...

 

Man and wife at the zoo

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As...

 

Hungry Snake

Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then hehappened to see a little...

 

A veterinarian surgeon...

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a...

 

Tarzania

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of...

 

Tarzania II

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd...

 

Elephants

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

 

Elephants II

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

 

Elephants III

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove...

 

Elephants IV

How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.