Animal World

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

 

How do you catch an elephant?

How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when...

 

An old lady owned two monkeys...

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you want them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.To which she...

 

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.

 

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!