Animal World
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass.
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn
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Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is...
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A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has himput his dog...
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This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have...
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The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture thatthe gorilla...
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What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.
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The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh! If I go down threeinches I...
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Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.
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