Animal World
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all...
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What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!
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I've never understood why women love cats...
I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home...
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What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could...
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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.
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Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead too...Why'd the third monkey fall...
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
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