Animal World
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
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What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit
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There was once a wide mouth frog...
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said,...
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One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate."Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish...
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Did you hear about the blind skunk...
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
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