Animal World

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

 

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"

 

An irresolvable problem

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?"...

 

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.

 

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.

 

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.

 

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the...

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!

 

A horse walks into a bar...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"

 

How do you make a cat drink?

How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve