Animal World
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.
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I think Rover is getting a bit old...
"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"
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An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?"...
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Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.
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Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.
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What's brown and crispy on the outside...
What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.
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A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the...
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!
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A horse walks into a bar...
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"
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How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
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