Animal World

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.

 

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the...

 

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!

 

At an auction

During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope he talks as well as...

 

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat...

 

Persistency Act

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat. He...

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

 

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and...

 

Stuttering animal

Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in the...

 

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said "which position do you use?""Doggy style," said dumb...