Animal World
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery twodays before...
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On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the...
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.For one whole year...
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There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day...
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Pet owners
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, 'Let's go over tothat...
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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, "Howfunny would it be to screw the...
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An elephant...
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi
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A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to the influence of its former owner,...
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