Animal World
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis head.The druggist says "May I...
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A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won'tattack you if you carry a flashlight?"The...
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Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to himafter an encounter with...
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If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
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How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
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One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period...
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Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.
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Two men were walking along the street when...
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but...
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