Animal World

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis head.The druggist says "May I...

 

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won'tattack you if you carry a flashlight?"The...

 

Good business

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to himafter an encounter with...

 

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.

 

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

 

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

 

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo

 

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period...

 

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

 

Two men were walking along the street when...

Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but...