Animal World

Beware of dog!

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless old...

 

This man goes into the doctor with his...

This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I...

 

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; itwouldn't be as much work as...

 

A duck walks into a general store...

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No. We have only canned and dry goods."The next...

 

Two guys go hunting...

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry tosit by a...

 

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

 

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The...

 

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".

 

Where do you find a no legged dog?

Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.

 

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.