This man goes into the doctor with his...

This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,

really bad now.

Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"Doctor: "But I don't understand. Elephant penises are very narrow andcouldn't cause that much damage!"He says "Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!"