Animal World

A gruesome murder

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied...

 

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was...

 

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!

 

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

 

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to...

 

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

 

Bying a horse

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I'm sending him over."The...

 

There were two guys walking down the street...

There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. "Man I wish I could do that".Then the other guy said,...

 

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.

 

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field...