Animal World
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied...
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There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was...
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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
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Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.
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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to...
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Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
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Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I'm sending him over."The...
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There were two guys walking down the street...
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. "Man I wish I could do that".Then the other guy said,...
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Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field...
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