Animal World
A Duck walks into a bar...
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: Look, we...
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A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says "Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!"The man looks at the vet and...
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What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.
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Two male flies are buzzing around...
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down toward her."Pardon...
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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one's $5,000 and the other is$10,000."...
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Two goldfish are in a tank...
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Claire
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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his companion. "I dunno," came the reply,...
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What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
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For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire. and...How do you make a dog go 'miaow'? Freeze it in...
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