A Duck walks into a bar...
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread[In a little while]Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread!
[Some time later]Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar.
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.Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread? Sent by Duncan
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