Animal World
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting them hang around for oldtimes' sake. The minute the new...
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...
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Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa
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What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
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Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be...
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right...
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