Animal World
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
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Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
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Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it...
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Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!
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Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe...
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How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there...
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The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account "The Elephant and the...
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Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9>...
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A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, "What the hell is that all...
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A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get...
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