Animal World

Elephants V

Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

 

Elephants VI

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

 

Elephants VII

What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it...

 

Elephants VIII

What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!

 

Elephants IX

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe...

 

How to Catch a White Elephant

How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there...

 

The best book on elephants

The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account "The Elephant and the...

 

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9>...

 

A miserable rooster

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, "What the hell is that all...

 

A horse and a rabbit

A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get...