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Opposites attract
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old...
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What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
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College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching...
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Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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The Police Officer's Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great...
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You might be a redneck if...sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one...
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Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The...
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What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia
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Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was...
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