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What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

 

You might be a redneck if...sideburns

You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

 

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

 

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one...

 

Jose can you see!

A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was...

 

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles

 

Man in pub

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The...

 

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia

 

Chinese and Spielberg

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...

 

College

It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching...