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How did Captain Hook die?

Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

 

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia

 

I've got the lumber

|O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him...

 

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear about his...

 

How do fireflies start a race

|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

 

Olive, the 10th Reindeer

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

 

Humor about St. Patrick's Day

|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't...

 

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.

 

Write on the bottom of shoes

|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he...

 

why

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!