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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get...
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- 1872
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A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."said one...
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- 1871
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Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.
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- 1870
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Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus...
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- 1869
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Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!What do you call an and with frogs legs?An antphibian!What...
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- 1869
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Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say...
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- 1868
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Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and...
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- 1868
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Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky,...
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- 1867
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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.
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- 1866
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50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
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- 1865
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