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An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself...
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Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them...
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A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."said one...
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A tall woman met a midget at a party...
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.After a few drinks they went back to the...
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Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail...
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Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky,...
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...
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Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
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Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that...
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yo mamas so stupid...gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
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