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Had too much Christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...

 

elephant sex

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.

 

A dyslexic nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."said one...

 

The Wrong Way

As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news...

 

Chucky goes to the movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky,...

 

College

It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching...

 

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

 

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia

 

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...

|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all...

 

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making...