Most visited jokes

How did Captain Hook die?

Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

 

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

 

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.

 

You Can Never Really Go Back

You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the...

 

How is pubic hair like parsley?

How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.

 

She-Devil

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up...

 

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias

|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it...

 

The Cow and the Chicken

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would...

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

 

Go on a hiking trip

|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson,...