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You Can Never Really Go Back

You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the...

 

She-Devil

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up...

 

Old enough for cursing

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays...

 

How did Captain Hook die?

Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

 

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

 

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.

 

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6....

 

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

 

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.