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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
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Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the...
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She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up...
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Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun's were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While wandering around, they entered the monkey house.Unfortunately, one of the...
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
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Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson,...
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You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the...
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What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6....
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