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Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays...
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
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A blind guy goes into a whore house...
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and...
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6....
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Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy...
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What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.
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yo mamas so stupid...gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
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Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
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