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Doctor's Notes 1

A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and...

 

How did Captain Hook die?

Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

 

The Cow and the Chicken

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would...

 

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...

 

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.

 

How To Be Annoying (A Guide)

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Sing the...

 

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural...

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's...

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

 

Bud the stud!

How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!

 

Opposites attract

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old...