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If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural...

 

How To Be Annoying (A Guide)

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Sing the...

 

You might be a redneck if...sideburns

You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

 

Opposites attract

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old...

 

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.

 

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

 

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

 

King of the Jungle

Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything...

 

Irishman, Englishman and a German

|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you...

 

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.