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What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.
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The headmistress at a girls prep school...
The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: "We're having a...
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully...
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A tall woman met a midget at a party...
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.After a few drinks they went back to the...
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Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus...
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Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S....
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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one...
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