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Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out...
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the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties himself in...
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blonde q and a's
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead...
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yo mamas so stupid...gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
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Odd jobs
A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the...
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This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three...
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Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...
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Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her...
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Doctor's Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and...
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
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