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This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three...
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Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun's were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While wandering around, they entered the monkey house.Unfortunately, one of the...
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Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the...
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Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...
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Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson,...
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the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties himself in...
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Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it...
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You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the...
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How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.
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Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays...
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