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yo mamas so stupid...gumball

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

 

Grocery shopping

|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her...

 

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...

 

Odd jobs

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the...

 

This snow plow driver from North Dakota...

This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three...

 

How is pubic hair like parsley?

How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.

 

Retarded Duck Farmer

There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the...

 

How did Captain Hook die?

Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

 

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...

 

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias

|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it...