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Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)8....
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- 1932
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You might be a redneck if... rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
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- 1931
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I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay,...
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- 1930
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully...
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- 1928
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Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed...
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- 1927
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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy
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- 1925
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Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the bee started talking...
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- 1924
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Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny...
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- 1922
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What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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- 1921
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One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets...
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- 1920
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