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The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the first man says, ''Easy. I...
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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8. Air traffic control glitch causes...
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Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to...
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Humor about St. Patrick's Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't...
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Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in...
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
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45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"2. Enter the stall, fully clothed....
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His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently. HIS:...
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Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...
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