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King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything...
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Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!
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If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural...
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Opposites attract
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old...
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Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you...
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What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.
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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.
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Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky,...
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A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."said one...
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The Police Officer's Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great...
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