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King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything...
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Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you...
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Opposites attract
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old...
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The Police Officer's Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great...
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I've got the lumber
|O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him...
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You might be a redneck if...sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.
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What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.
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A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."said one...
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Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
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