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You might be a redneck if...sideburns

You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

 

Opposites attract

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old...

 

The Police Officer's Christmas

|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great...

 

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

 

King of the Jungle

Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything...

 

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

 

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

 

I've got the lumber

|O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him...

 

Flying without a parachute

|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes,...

 

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one...