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What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.
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yo mamas so stupid...gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
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Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...
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elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.
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The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would...
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one...
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...
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The Police Officer's Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great...
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