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How did Captain Hook die?

Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

 

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's...

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

 

yo mamas so stupid...gumball

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

 

Had too much Christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...

 

elephant sex

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.

 

The Cow and the Chicken

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would...

 

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks one and empties the other one...

 

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...

 

The Police Officer's Christmas

|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great...