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Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The...
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- 1887
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An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself...
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- 1887
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
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- 1886
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
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- 1885
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The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.2. I...
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- 1885
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Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key...
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- 1883
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Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful...
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- 1881
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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy
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- 1880
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Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was...
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- 1879
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