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How slime flies!

|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

 

Canada language

|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough...

 

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

 

Quips & quotes

|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

 

Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?

why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.

 

Canada America

|An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or...

 

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

 

Still in the family

You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

 

One Last Night

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets...

 

Which drummer?

|There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?The drummer...