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How do fireflies start a race

|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

 

Chinese and Spielberg

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...

 

Man in pub

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The...

 

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear about his...

 

Two men camping

|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was...

 

Olive, the 10th Reindeer

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

 

Flying without a parachute

|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes,...

 

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

 

why

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!

 

Write on the bottom of shoes

|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he...