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Academy of Mudgeology

Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S....

 

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

 

some more blonde q & a's

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...

 

Smart decision

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck...

 

you can blow up the tyres

|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the...

 

An American tourist

|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, "The...

 

3 women went out drinking

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, "I...

 

Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna

Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ------------------------------------------------...

 

Big 10 Inch

Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.."I sure do," he...

 

Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or...