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How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
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Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough...
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.
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Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.
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Canada America
|An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or...
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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris
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Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.
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One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets...
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Which drummer?
|There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?The drummer...
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