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Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"
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Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he...
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What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
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Humor about St. Patrick's Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't...
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Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was...
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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in...
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.
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Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky,...
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Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
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