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Whats the definition of a perfect woman?

Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it....

 

Had too much Christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...

 

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...

|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all...

 

elephant sex

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.

 

Two men camping

|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was...

 

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making...

 

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

 

How do fireflies start a race

|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

 

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

 

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was really great, but I was Sooo scared after his rubber...