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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
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Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it....
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The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news...
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Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...
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In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making...
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all...
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elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.
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Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was...
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.
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