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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?

What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!

 

Whats the definition of a perfect woman?

Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it....

 

The Wrong Way

As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news...

 

Had too much Christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...

 

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making...

 

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...

|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all...

 

elephant sex

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.

 

How do fireflies start a race

|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

 

Two men camping

|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was...

 

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.