Most visited jokes

Still in the family

You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

 

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

 

Redneck centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

 

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

 

Who signed the Declaration of Independence?

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a littleput out by...

 

A novel idea

A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently. "That's...

 

A Blind Mans Sport

A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done...

 

Quips & quotes

|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

 

Canada language

|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough...

 

snap, crackle and pop

|What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!