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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
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Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
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The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news...
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Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it....
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Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...
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elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all...
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What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
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Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was...
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