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Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.
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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris
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Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a littleput out by...
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A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently. "That's...
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A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done...
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Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough...
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snap, crackle and pop
|What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!
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