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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

 

On a very cold winter night...

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was...

 

A Long Chocolate Fallus Story

My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before then my experience with women was non-existent. I'dbeen at a...

 

Man in pub

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The...

 

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

 

2 jokes

What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha

 

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

 

Why did the spider buy a car?

|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!

 

He just beetled off!

|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!

 

some more blonde q & a's

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...