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Canada America
|An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or...
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12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy...
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A group of Americans was touring Ireland...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The...
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...
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Which drummer?
|There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?The drummer...
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I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second...
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some more blonde q & a's
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...
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The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.
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