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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.
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On a very cold winter night...
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was...
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before then my experience with women was non-existent. I'dbeen at a...
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Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The...
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes
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2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha
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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.
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Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
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He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
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some more blonde q & a's
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...
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