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In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making...
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.
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Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.
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The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One...
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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!
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What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in...
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Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he...
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Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear about his...
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Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"
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