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Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The...
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HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE...
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Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am...
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
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Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask...
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Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the...
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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
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The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and...
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The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without...
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