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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am...
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What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
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Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get...
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Winnie The ????
"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class...
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.
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Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the...
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Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy...
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Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
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