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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!
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What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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Winnie The ????
"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class...
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
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Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the...
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Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get...
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Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".
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Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before."Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a...
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