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Marmite Competition

I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!

 

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

 

Winnie The ????

"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class...

 

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

 

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob

 

Three Brothers

There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the...

 

Jelly

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get...

 

Harpsichord jokes

|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".

 

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

 

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before."Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a...