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Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
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What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I call my dog "Sex". When I went to city hall to buy a licence I told the clerk I wanted a...
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what would happen if your dog's...
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm...
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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
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Winnie The ????
"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class...
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Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The...
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!
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What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.
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