Most visited jokes
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
- 0
- 3220
- permalink
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"
- 0
- 3218
- permalink
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy...
- 0
- 3213
- permalink
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't...
- 0
- 3210
- permalink
Alice is in UNIX land
|"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice pointed in the direction she had been walking. "Did he go...
- 0
- 3204
- permalink
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand...
- 0
- 3190
- permalink
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he...
- 0
- 3185
- permalink
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and...
- 0
- 3176
- permalink
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
- 0
- 3174
- permalink
THE IRS LETTER...
THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax...
- 0
- 3173
- permalink