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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
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There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without...
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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.
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Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't...
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The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo...
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.
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Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and...
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Two bikers were talking at a bar...
Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."How's the sex?" asks the first."Fine," says the second,...
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What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
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The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and...
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