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For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...

For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become...

 

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

 

How To Satisfy...

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke,...

 

What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon

 

Legion Camel #3

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is...

 

Make a horse Cry.

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win...

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

 

blonde kidnap

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,...

 

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've beenhaving some problems lately. I've been running...

 

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.