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Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is...
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Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win...
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May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl."Really?" said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I...
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The aged patient doddered into...
The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters,"...
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The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns....
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Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they asked how to get to her house, and...
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A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up...
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I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"
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For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become...
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Girl's School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you girls can't understand the male sex...
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