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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6....

 

Grocery shopping

|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her...

 

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.

 

Democrats V. Republicans

Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS...

 

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

 

yo mama so fat.. cereal

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

 

Doctor's Notes 1

A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and...

 

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

 

Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper

Bill of No Rights by...

 

Guilty

Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse....