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Equal positive integers

|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that...

 

An extremely loyal fan

|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself...

 

What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?

What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

 

A Blind Mans Sport

A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done...

 

Shortest Book of the Month

Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"

 

Still in the family

You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

 

The strength of youth

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,he could get in 9...

 

Why did the fly fly?

|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

 

men chasing women

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

Alphabet letters

|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. went home.Get rid of X. There's too many unknowns in the...