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Three is equal to four

|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants...

 

Santa's Wife

|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.

 

The problems with golf

|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

 

Old man's sperm cup

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a...

 

Star bangled banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

 

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!

 

Fireplace

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

 

One is negative one

|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are...

 

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists...

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the...

 

N equals N plus one

|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 -...