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Santa's Wife

|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.

 

Three is equal to four

|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants...

 

You might be a redneck if... meat

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

 

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!

 

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists...

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the...

 

One is negative one

|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are...

 

Star bangled banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

 

Speaking of Sex

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which...

 

You might be a redneck if...deer head

Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.

 

The three wishes

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All...