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A blind guy goes into a whore house...

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and...

 

Have incredible dogs

|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square",...

 

Opposites attract

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get married?""I suppose it was the old...

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

 

The subway car was packed...

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the manbehind her and said,...

 

yo mama so stupid

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

Noisy stuff

Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"Radar: "Sir,...

 

You might be a redneck if...sideburns

You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

 

Pick a starting salary

|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The...

 

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.