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Santa's Wife

|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.

 

You might be a redneck if... meat

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

 

Three is equal to four

|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants...

 

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!

 

One is negative one

|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are...

 

Star bangled banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

 

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists...

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the...

 

Speaking of Sex

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which...

 

You might be a redneck if...deer head

Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.

 

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!