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Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only)...
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The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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Old man's sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a...
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Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are...
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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
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The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the...
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Fireplace
You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!
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N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 -...
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