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You might be a redneck if... meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants...
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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
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One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are...
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Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the...
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Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which...
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You might be a redneck if...deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
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What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!
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