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Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S....
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Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus...
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men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde...
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You might be a redneck if... meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only)...
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Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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Old man's sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a...
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Fireplace
You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!
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The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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