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Canada America

|An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or...

 

Academy of Mudgeology

Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S....

 

You might be a redneck if... meat

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

 

Why did the fly fly?

|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

 

Alphabet letters

|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. went home.Get rid of X. There's too many unknowns in the...

 

I want to buy a golf ball

|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde...

 

Pythagoras joke.

Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus...

 

Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV

Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only)...

 

A local United Way office realized that...

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions...

 

Quips & quotes

|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.