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Seminars for a woman

|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status....

 

Fun with telemarketers

|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be...

 

Odd jobs

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the...

 

You Can Never Really Go Back

You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the...

 

Recruiting any and all pilots

|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed...

 

Improving fry cooking time

|In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists...

 

Old enough for cursing

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays...

 

All Aboard

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said,...

 

From one of Tom Clancy books...

From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's...

 

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting...

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutesand finally Hillary...