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Academy of Mudgeology

Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S....

 

Still in the family

You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

 

I want to buy a golf ball

|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde...

 

Pythagoras joke.

Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus...

 

Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV

Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only)...

 

Fireplace

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

 

The problems with golf

|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

 

Quips & quotes

|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

 

A local United Way office realized that...

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions...

 

Old man's sperm cup

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a...