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How To Satisfy...

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke,...

 

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

 

Two drunks walk into a bar...

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ......

 

The Coincidence

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a...

 

Four is equal to five

|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^24 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/24 = 5

 

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they...

 

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?

What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.

 

Knock, Knock... George Washington

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

 

What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon

 

blonde kidnap

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,...