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Copying Paper

A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to...

 

Two drunks walk into a bar...

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ......

 

Big Red Truck

There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they asked how to get to her house, and...

 

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they...

 

Knock, Knock... George Washington

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

 

Olympic city bribery

|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and...

 

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

 

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?

What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.

 

How To Satisfy...

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke,...

 

What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon