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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris

 

Four is equal to five

|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^24 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/24 = 5

 

The Coincidence

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a...

 

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?

What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.

 

Copying Paper

A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to...

 

Knock, Knock... George Washington

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

 

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they...

 

Two drunks walk into a bar...

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ......

 

Olympic city bribery

|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and...

 

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.