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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris
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Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^24 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/24 = 5
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The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a...
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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.
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Knock, Knock... George Washington
Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
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101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they...
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Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to...
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Two drunks walk into a bar...
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ......
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Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and...
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