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baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...
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Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An...
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Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick...
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
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A man's translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:*...
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Have a life after death
|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just...
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King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything...
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Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this:...
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Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you...
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