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Pre-Nuptial Agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador...

 

Girl's School

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you girls can't understand the male sex...

 

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've beenhaving some problems lately. I've been running...

 

I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...

I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

 

Call In Sick...

Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into...

 

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.

 

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

 

Legion Camel #1

A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't...

 

Wife helps out the cop

|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55...