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Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and...
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Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't...
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Two bikers were talking at a bar...
Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."How's the sex?" asks the first."Fine," says the second,...
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Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man...
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The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put "poor planning" as the...
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What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at...
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You're so dumb...
You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
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The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his...
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
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