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There are no dogs allowed here

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without...

 

Cucumber&pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and...

 

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."How's the sex?" asks the first."Fine," says the second,...

 

Marriage quotes 07

|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't...

 

The accident report

|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put "poor planning" as the...

 

Giving away a horse

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man...

 

What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

 

The Medical Convention

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at...

 

You're so dumb...

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

 

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER:...