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Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?

Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a dike!

 

Purchasing power of burgers

|Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can...

 

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

 

The amazing golf ball

|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have...

 

what men hear when women speak

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't...

 

New Chemical Element Discovered

New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S. research university. The...

 

Geek's thanksgiving

|1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!4. Be thankful you don't have...

 

Purchasing mailing lists

|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one...

 

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...

|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all...

 

Had too much Christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the...