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There are no dogs allowed here

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without...

 

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."How's the sex?" asks the first."Fine," says the second,...

 

Marriage quotes 07

|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't...

 

Giving away a horse

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man...

 

The accident report

|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put "poor planning" as the...

 

What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

 

The Medical Convention

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at...

 

You're so dumb...

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

 

The three legged chicken

A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his...

 

Escaped Prisoner

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only...