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Escaped Prisoner

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only...

 

The three legged chicken

A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his...

 

Three old ladies are walking down the street...

Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!Two: No. Today's Thursday!Three: So am I! Let's go to a bar!

 

Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig

One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around...

 

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

 

Moles

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said,...

 

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!

 

Winning Nobel prize

|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road...

 

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy

 

Athletic Sperm

Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and...