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Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only...
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What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
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Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and...
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
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Three old ladies are walking down the street...
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!Two: No. Today's Thursday!Three: So am I! Let's go to a bar!
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Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around...
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Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road...
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Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don't add no wood.Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.Mega...
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Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said,...
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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy
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