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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before."Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a...

 

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

 

The sneeze

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and...

 

Cold Hands

Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's...

 

The Costume Party

A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without...

 

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,long...

 

How do old people have oral sex?

How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

 

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you knew what...

 

Diary of an AOL User

Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a...

 

what men hear when women speak

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't...