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Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

 

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before."Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a...

 

The sneeze

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and...

 

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,long...

 

The Costume Party

A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without...

 

How do old people have oral sex?

How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

 

Cold Hands

Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's...

 

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you knew what...

 

Diary of an AOL User

Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a...

 

50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully...