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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before."Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a...

 

Jelly

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get...

 

Diary of an AOL User

Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a...

 

How do old people have oral sex?

How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

 

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

 

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

 

Grape and Elephant

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

 

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

 

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,long...

 

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look...