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Cold Hands

Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's...

 

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before."Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a...

 

Jelly

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get...

 

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

 

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

 

How do old people have oral sex?

How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

 

Diary of an AOL User

Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a...

 

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,long...

 

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you knew what...

 

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look...