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Computer Crashed

My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out...

 

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...

 

Purchasing power of burgers

|Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can...

 

45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"2. Enter the stall, fully clothed....

 

Bill Clinton Statue Committee

Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street...

 

English is very strange

|Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we...

 

Bee jokes 01

|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An...

 

Dollars equal ten cents

|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=>...

 

Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell

10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in...

 

why

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!