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The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without...
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Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a...
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What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Cold Hands
Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's...
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully...
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what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't...
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Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look...
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You know you drink too much coffee when...
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on...
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...
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