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Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
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what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't...
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully...
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You know you drink too much coffee when...
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on...
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blonde q and a's
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead...
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The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it...
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Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out...
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Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her...
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What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Odd jobs
A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the...
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