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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully...

 

Grape and Elephant

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

 

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look...

 

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.

 

You know you drink too much coffee when...

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on...

 

blonde q and a's

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead...

 

The Kowalski

The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it...

 

Computer Crashed

My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out...

 

Grocery shopping

|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her...

 

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...