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Stop redundancy

|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus...

 

Alaskan tourism

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny...

 

Whats long, hard and full of semen?

Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam

 

Halloween handouts

|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered...

 

Diary of a computer lamer

|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. I can't connect, I don't know what is wrong.July...

 

The Most Important Discoveries

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting,...

 

Redneck centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

 

Guns in a garden

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to...

 

The Crystal Glass Bowl

Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so...

 

Redneck house

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.