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The Most Important Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting,...
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
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Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to...
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Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus...
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2 = aba^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)a + b = ba = 0Furthermore if...
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Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered...
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Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
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The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so...
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Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. I can't connect, I don't know what is wrong.July...
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Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.
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