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An American was waiting on a London street corner...

An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy,...

 

blonde q and a's

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead...

 

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look...

 

Nun Attacked by Gorilla

Three nun's were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While wandering around, they entered the monkey house.Unfortunately, one of the...

 

College by Dave Barry

College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...

 

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

 

yo mama so fat.. disease

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

 

If two lawyers were drowning...

No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

 

Abortion Bill

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!

 

Bonkistry

Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately...