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Women's instructions
|WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot...
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Have a life after death
|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just...
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That IS The Only Difference
What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.
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New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S. research university. The...
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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...
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A lawyer named Strange died...
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The...
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and...
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Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No...
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A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He...
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