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Women's instructions

|WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot...

 

Got Any Grapes?

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and...

 

A lawyer named Strange died...

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The...

 

yo mama so fat.. band..

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

 

New Chemical Element Discovered

New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S. research university. The...

 

The football-playing turkey

|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...

 

An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing

|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been...

 

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky

 

Amazing Anagrams

|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No...

 

A man's translations

|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:*...