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Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.According to...
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Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the...
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Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of...
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Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The farm was used to produce produce.3. The dump was so full it...
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Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get...
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baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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A businessman boards a flight...
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
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'Twas the Night After Christmas
|'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks...
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