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Defining these words

|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and...

 

You might be a redneck if... in bed

You've ever used lard in bed.

 

Floppy disk care

|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of...

 

Fun with telemarketers

|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be...

 

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and...

 

The guide for all men

|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be...

 

A businessman boards a flight...

66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...

 

The problem is at your end

|One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired...

 

baseball vs law

What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

 

Golfing with an older man

|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get...