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Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be...
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Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations likeIMHO (in my humble opinion) and...
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Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The farm was used to produce produce.3. The dump was so full it...
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A businessman boards a flight...
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
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Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of...
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baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get...
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Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.According to...
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SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years.The following may be the reason why.A math problem in the 60'sA logger sells a...
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and...
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