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yo mama so fat.. cereal..

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

 

College by Dave Barry

College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...

 

Hot Tub Riddle

What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.

 

Less-Known Computer Languages

Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout the...

 

Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8. Air traffic control glitch causes...

 

Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper

Bill of No Rights by...

 

From one of Tom Clancy books...

From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's...

 

It finally happened

A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked, "I know I was good during my life,...

 

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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. Thursday...

 

Why English is tough

|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The farm was used to produce produce.3. The dump was so full it...